Band Name: Nuclear Duck

duck, originally uploaded by eight19.

Credit goes to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for this bizarre yet awesome name. Why just be a duck when you can be a nuclear duck? Rock it out.

Best Band Name: Trout Slayer

Trouts, originally uploaded by Thomas Hawk.

I believe it's a microbrew or something - credit for bringing it to our attention goes to Vydra at KDGE in Dallas. How is this not already a band name?

Band Name: Hippo Ballerina

Tutu Hippo Holds the Pose, originally uploaded by Cheryl Razmus.

Because if you don't already subscribe to Sleep Talkin' Man, you're depriving yourself.

Best Band Name: Ladybug Bowling League

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Yep, Ladybug Bowling League will take the world by storm. You just wait and see.

Band Name: Fact Finding Mob

MOB, originally uploaded by Teelek.

Thank you, Chuck (one of my absolutely favorite shows) for our newest excellent band name. All we need is some pitchforks, some torches, and a couple of wailing guitar players.

Band Name: Amelia the Pirate Fairy

Eva the Pirate Fairy, originally uploaded by Tumble Fish Studio.

Credit for this crazy idea comes from Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka and her beautiful little girl - naturally, Amelia. You should hit up her blog and read every single entry - but especially the Halloween one that inspired this name. You'll laugh, I promise.

Three Octopuses and an Otter

Otter, originally uploaded by sparky2000.

Credit for this one goes to Matt Smith during his hilarious appearance on Craig Ferguson's show last night. I love a man who can come up with a good, random band name.

Album Name: Turd Oreo

mm. i'm thinking oreos., originally uploaded by mrgphotos.

Inspired by Sleep Talkin' Man's lovely wife Karen. Now all that's left is to find a band awesome enough to release this album. Because I know that Turd Oreo would sell like hotcakes. Or, y'know, non-turd-filled Oreos.

Band Names

Master List of Band Names

• Amelia the Pirate Fairy [credit to Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka and her beautiful little girl]
• Eskimo Voodoo Priests 
• Fact Finding Mob
• Fish From Space
• Gumby's Casket
• Hippo Ballerinas [credit to Sleep Talkin' Man]
• Ladybug Bowling League
• Nugget Coalition 
• Nuclear Duck [credit to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu]
• Pizza Sluts [credit to Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka]
• Pretty Panty Snatchers
• Sperm Zombies
• Three Octopuses and an Otter [credit to Matt Smith]
• Trout Slayer [credit to Vydra at KDGE]

Best Band Name - Pretty Panty Snatchers

Panty Raid, originally uploaded by Chris Blakeley.

I'm not sure if this means they snatch pretty panties or of they're pretty people who STEAL panties. Does it even matter? You know you'd buy the album for the cover art alone.

Band Name - Fish From Space

This one's straight out of Doctor Who. Don't lie - you totally want to hear the album. I picture something in the 70s stadium rock vein, myself. The image here comes from FishChannel.com.

Package Deal

Band: Gumby's Casket
Album: Pokey's Last Ride

What do you say? Worthy of my putting together a faux album cover?